Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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