Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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