You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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