her vagine was all disorganized.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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