yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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