I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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