id be glad to
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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