This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
