so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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