and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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