Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.