He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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