Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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