YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
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Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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