there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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