I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He better not be in your backpack
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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