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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.

(1-804): View more from Virginia

U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha

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(512): View more from Texas

Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.

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(315): View more from New York

my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers

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(208): View more from Idaho

I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.

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