I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
