So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Farmville is her only friend.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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