i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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