I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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