I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
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Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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