ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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