i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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