Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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