the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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