i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
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she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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