I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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