I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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