We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"