everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits