margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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