my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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