so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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