Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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