why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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