Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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