And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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