is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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