Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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