That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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