Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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