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(248): View more from Michigan

I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor

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Its my greatest physical accomplishment

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(248): I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor (248): Its my greatest physical accomplishment http://tfl.nu/iulb

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I feel great

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I just peed on a car

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(650): I feel great (650): I just peed on a car http://tfl.nu/eq9k

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(417): View more from Missouri

I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride

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(417): I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride http://tfl.nu/qcn3

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.

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who'd you have sex with.

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(610): terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions. (1-610): who'd you have sex with. http://tfl.nu/97tl

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(720): View more from Colorado

Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.

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(720): Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly. http://tfl.nu/yfkr

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(281): View more from Texas

Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.

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(281): Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes. http://tfl.nu/y77d

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(360): View more from Washington

Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.

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(360): Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible. http://tfl.nu/9lv1

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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?

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Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate

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(217): Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking? (217): Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate http://tfl.nu/x0ta

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just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.

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(415): just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid. http://tfl.nu/grub

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(540): View more from Virginia

I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?

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(540): I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night? http://tfl.nu/328v

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(519): View more from Ontario

I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.

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(519): I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work. http://tfl.nu/8fuo

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.

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(617): We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over. http://tfl.nu/57ta

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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows

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(+81): On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows http://tfl.nu/nqax

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(515): View more from Iowa

Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....

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(515): Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity.... http://tfl.nu/stin

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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.

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(228): Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high. http://tfl.nu/9q6n

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