Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.