i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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