thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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