physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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