She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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