arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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