TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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