pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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