Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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