He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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