I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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