Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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