i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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