Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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